Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now? Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean : 9 Teacher : What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!